Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Because he four feet.
The door.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
A tattoo with dad
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Hula the dogs out?
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Cleanup on the detergent aisle"
Because they philos all the time!
Its one direction of course.
He was asking for directions.