Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
There was no punch-line.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Asking for a friend.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
An argument.
Occam's razor
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
