Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.
A lost sole
He is going to tell you.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
They don't get better with age
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
No home oh
Because there's a in the way.
A caterpillar
Pay him for the pizza.
There's only one Bender in Futurama
Its one direction of course.
