Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A bad gambler
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Hog and kisses!
They keep the mailman away from his wife
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Bro sure!
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
A contemplate
Occam's razor
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "