Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
You look for the fresh prints.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A potato.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
A contemplate
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Arrows con Pollo
