Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Because they've lost their locks.
He lost his sense of humerus.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Pop-cycle
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Toby
Being 5 foot 6
A contemplate
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
A Navajo.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
