What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten