What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.