What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.