What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit