Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann