Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9