Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up