What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.