What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.