What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye