Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!