Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road