Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??