Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated?

A Hillbilly

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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