What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.