When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '