When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.