When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!