What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.