Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
A psycho-path.
Telapathy
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
I don't know and I don't care.
I don't know and i don't care.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Johnny Cage