What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!