What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.