Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!