How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!