How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)