How did the frog cross the road when a ...

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.