How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Pork! Pork! Pork!

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That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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To get some quack

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Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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tep on the brake tupid

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What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.