How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat