Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.