Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.