How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.