What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)