What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo