What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"