What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.