Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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Netflix and chill.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.