Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)