Birthday Party Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Doubloon Jokes More Doubloon Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)