Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.