Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!