Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone