Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.