Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.