Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.