Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.