Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.