A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
Deez Nutz
To cross the border into Canada.
Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
