Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.