Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
Inosaur.
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
A: Because it was dead.
Paul stop monkeying around!
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
His customers lost interest in him.
Lidl people.
You add 24 carrots.
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
