Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error