Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

How was my soup?

Souperb.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error