Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.