Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.