Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

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What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.