Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.