Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"