Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.