What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.