What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

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Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who?

Chad to make your acquaintance !

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!