What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people