What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU