What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people