What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do star wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.