What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway