What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue