What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.