What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"