Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good