Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.