Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)