Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.