Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"