Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.