Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
He wanted rich milk!
How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Because the steaks are too high.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
A clothes hanger.
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it