What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."