What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife