Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
The quick E
Oy vey!"
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A Communist
They cook their own gooses !
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."