What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.