What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.