A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
An English sleep dog.
So they won't whistle on the way down.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
A teabag stays in the cup longer
The teabag stays longer in the cup.
