A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Rick Grimes has two I's....
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
The harder you hit it the more English you get
An English sleep dog.
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
A teabag stays in the cup longer...