What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients