What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

English Jokes More English Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.