What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."