What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans?

The quequeque

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.