Because he's not a full es.
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Because he isn't a full ese.
A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
A paragraph since he isn't a full essay
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.