What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.