What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone