Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Because proper tea is theft.
The punch line...
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
A tree.
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
Soy milk.