Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.