Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.