Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.