What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease