What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.