What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease