What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me