How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

League Jokes More League Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.