How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

At the army surplice store.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

League Jokes More League Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.