How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

League Jokes More League Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars