How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

League Jokes More League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.