What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.