What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.