How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.