How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.