How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!