How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.