How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young