Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
That's how you set the bar high.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
With lots of hops!
A mormoff!
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.