Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.