Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD