Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!