Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".