Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.