Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.