Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here