What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?