What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

Negligence Jokes More Negligence Jokes

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.