What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.