What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building