Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!