Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.