Nothing if you're a gorilla.
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I don't know and I don't care.
Because nobody likes his company!
He always throws the punch.
Brexit has actually affected society.
We stopped Germany.
Someone dropped a dime on him.
Ping Pong
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
I'm falling for you
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Get off me homes.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!