Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!