Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!