Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!