Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.