Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !