Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.