Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.