Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere