Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Goad-diggers.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

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Lettuce, pray."

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Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Because Jesus WEPt.