Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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Because he ate his carrion.

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception