Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere