Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.