Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.