Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.