Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.