What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.