What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..