What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli