What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.