What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli