What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!