What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli