What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

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There's whiteout on the screen.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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Why repent?

I pented just last week.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham