Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.