Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Mean-opoly.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
A joke.
Mourning wood
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
He only promised to be gone until November
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Dear Reader"
