Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.